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Allez hop, pour ceux qui ont du temps à perdre, j'inaugure ces petits jeux par le test: "what kind of Jedi are you?"

Pour faire le test: http://www.quizilla.com/users/dane900/quizzes/What%20kind%20of%20Jedi%20are%20you?

Evidemment c'est en anglais

Mon résultat: (Ca me va bieeen XD)


Okay, so youre quiet and keep to yourself, thats no biggie. Whats worrying is that this isnt because youre shy. Youve got an agenda. By a miracle of self-discipline youve managed to fool the entire world about the real you, hiding your true nature beneath an easygoing faade and some sugary sweet (but not too sweet) hints of flattery. You alone seem to know you dont have to be in a position of power to wield Power. Youre ruthless, youre charming and you can think without moving your lips. You manipulate the people around you so skilfully the dunces usually think theyre the ones doing the manipulating, and you dont let ego get in the way of your coolly logical reasoning youll get what you want in the end. Your self-knowledge is truly frightening most people would die of shock if they confronted themselves as you have yet you have overcome, because your focus is right where it should be, on yourself. You are that supremely rare mix of personality traits, a Sith Master. Go forth, my lord, and do what only the strong dream of.


A vous :p

Youre wild, youre reckless, youre impulsive, youre a hell of a lot of fun oh really? We hadnt noticed. No shrinking violet, you live your life a quarter-minute at a time and never let things like consequences or lawsuits spoil your fun. And why should you? Life is for living, right? Who cares if you trample a few flowers when the rave is going so great!

Whatever you may think, you still lack the discipline to be a real Force hotshot. No Sith you! Nor even a real Jedi. Youve taken the quick and easy path, and like hedonists since the dawn of time, you still havent realised that food tastes way better if youve suffered starvation. It takes discipline and patience to suck all the sugar out of the lollipop of life - just ask Darth Sidious. It took half his lifetime for his plans to work out, but that just made his victory even more satisfying. Live life to the fullest, by all means, but learn that the fullest can be reached only with a little forethought and training.


Dark Vador is all mighty

Alors là faut le faire ! XD ! Mon apprentie s'avère être Sith Master, moi c'est Sith Apprentice ! PTDR :


None of us are sure what drove you to the dark side, but were guessing it was some painful experience during childhood. Or high school. Either way, youre not dealing with it very well. Like all good Sith Apprentices, youre motivated by fear and anger (call it introversion and angst if you must, but you still know what we mean). With your ruthless skills and mercenary attitude, you dont much care what you have to do or who you have to neutralise, your eyes are fixed firmly on your goals.

Yet despite your achievements, you still have much to learn. Under the cruel tutelage of a Sith Master you could go a long way, and conquer the greatest obstacle any of us have to face ourselves. Youre still living in the shadow of your painful past, and you need to rise above that, for good or for evil. Cultivate patience, recognise when to strike and master yourself, and youll achieve the Elysium youre aiming for.

J'crois que je me suis trompé de côté de la Force.

Sith Master
Okay, so youre quiet and keep to yourself, thats no biggie. Whats worrying is that this isnt because youre shy. Youve got an agenda. By a miracle of self-discipline youve managed to fool the entire world about the real you, hiding your true nature beneath an easygoing faade and some sugary sweet (but not too sweet) hints of flattery. You alone seem to know you dont have to be in a position of power to wield Power. Youre ruthless, youre charming and you can think without moving your lips. You manipulate the people around you so skilfully the dunces usually think theyre the ones doing the manipulating, and you dont let ego get in the way of your coolly logical reasoning youll get what you want in the end. Your self-knowledge is truly frightening most people would die of shock if they confronted themselves as you have yet you have overcome, because your focus is right where it should be, on yourself. You are that supremely rare mix of personality traits, a Sith Master. Go forth, my lord, and do what only the strong dream of.

'reusement que j'suis là quand même ^^



For a thousand generations the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, and its a legacy youre continuing in your own life today. Youre not someone to stand by when something needs to be done. Your community-mindedness and ability to see how connected everything is make you a great addition to society. Some may see you as nosy, but thats just because theyve got something to hide. You live your life out in the open, as free as possible from hang-ups and self-doubt. Your belief in yourself and the possibility to change things for the better makes you a mover and shaker in your world! People are attracted to a can-do attitude like yours.

You still have much to learn, however, though this shouldnt discourage you. You seem pretty aware already that you dont have all the answers and at this stage of life, this shouldnt really worry you. Youre looking forward to learning the great eternal truths and taking up that cause when youre strong enough to win through. Learn when to draw your lightsaber and when to find some other solution, and one of the greatest of the Jedi I foresee you will become.

Pourquoi je me doutais d'un tel résultat ?

Etrangement inattendu en effet

Bande de vils Siths, ou d'encore plus vils Siths qui s'ignorent !

Je vais jouer un Superelwen solitaire sans peur et sans reproches défiant tout le monde à la fois, zallez voir

Il est trop gentil pour pas être martyrisé, moi j'dis

Et d'abord, c'est bien d'être un vil Sith. Le Mal, c'est Beau, et comme je suis une esthète, j'aime le Mal (si on me dit que le Bien c'est beau aussi, je répondrai qu'il suffit de comparer l'avatar d'Aemon à celui d'Adonis.... no comment )

Quand diable arrêteras-tu de parler de concepts qui te dépassent complètement ? Hein ? ( )

Sinon, les Grecs associent souvent le Beau et le Bien. A croire que ton petit copain (pédé!) est un Jedi (homo!) qui s'assume pas. Rôôôh la honte, hé.

Ma parole il marche au quart de tour

Là, saaage, plus tu rentres dans mon jeu plus j'aime te provoquer A croire qu'on a ça en commun

J'étais entré dans ton jeu que tu jouais encore à la dînette avec les autres younglings. (Pas faux )

D'accord, si tu veux XD ( )

Allez, pendant que Kast poste j'vais essayer de dénicher d'autres tests ^^

Moi ce que j'en dis c'est qu'un jedi noir homo ça en impose

Et puis Elwen, on est pas tous des Sith ! Je suis un Jedi Noir, pas un Sith d'après ce test !

On peut aussi faire la différence entre un navet un chou rave, hein.

Mais à la cuisson ça donne toujours et identiquement la même chose

Moi j'dis, Elwen veut mourir.

Celui qui osera sera le coupable en sursis de la naissance d'un personnage remplaçant de niveau Aemon l'ancien, sauf qu'il aura quatre bras et quatre sabres

Muhaha j'ai un super résultat :


Jensaarai
Youre a little confused. Yeah, I know, Jensar-what? Trust me, these guys are your best bet, because the fact is youre a bit of a fence-sitter. You have your own beliefs about most things, but wed be lucky to hear them since you tend to keep your opinion to yourself. Fiercely independent, youd rather strike out on your own than go along with a flawed decision. And thats where your strength truly lies. Your independent spirit attracts people who like someone with a made-up mind. You avoid conflict if you can, but if it comes to the crunch youre prepared for a war the Jensaarai were the only Force-wielders to wear lightsaber-resistant armour, after all! Overall youre happiest when free to pursue your own modest agenda without someone hanging over your shoulder. You have no great desire to change the galaxy, you just dont want the galaxy to change you.

Jamais entendu ce mot auparavant

une secte de jedi, d'après M. Aemon.
Mais après ôo

J'ai essayé le test...je suis censé être un apprenti Sith.Pourtant j'essayais de faire le bien

Digne petit frère des deux autres nazes mon p'tit Valinde xD

A propos, m'sieur le MJ, un hooligan vient d'entrer presque par effraction dans mon cargo! Je porte plainte! J'ai des droits! Et pis d'abord si il veut rester eh bin j'espère qu'il a des tunes! Na!

Mon vaisseau, c'est pas un moulin.('lons bon, encore un qui vient d'entrer)

Morbleu, je fais le test pour m'entendre dire Master Jedi ! Non mais où va le monde ?

Au moins ça colle au personnage

Je suis un apprenti Sith...

Je te laisse parler de tes droits avec le hooligan valinde. Tu sais te défendre, j'en suis certain xD

Un impérial apprenti Sith... Moui, pourquoi pas ? xD